You drive me crazy and you bark too much, sometimes. I know that you want Gizmo to play with you, but he’s a cat and youre a dog and that’s not normal. Sometimes he plays with you, but not normally!
I hate it when you bark incessantly and I wish you’d stop.
I do love you, though. You’re a good dog and I’m glad I have you!
Love, Mommy!
Rational Irrationalities 
Hi, Amber! This post made me smile. 🙂 I wanted to thank you for adding my blog to your “Interesting Blogs”. I, too, have added a link to your blog on my LiveJournal blog. I wanted to say you’re very talented at crocheting. I tried but I’m afraid it’s hopeless. 😉 Take care.