What kind of spider is this? Does anyone know? I keep thinking it’s a Brown Recluse, but someone told me that they’re not here in Germany. I don’t know what it is!
Yuck, yuck, yuck! I know that they’re good because they eat flies and mites and stuff like that, but in my living room? Is this really necessary?
Rational Irrationalities 
EWWWW! I don’t know what type it is. I kill big spiders when I find them around the outside of the house, and totally freakout when I find them inside.
Are you sure it’s a spider and not some sort of alien invader???
It’s a really, really creepy one. That’s all I got.
Ew, disgusting. Did I just have to see that.